December 2011
12 posts
Dear Apple, why doesn’t QuickLook display Pages documents 100% accurately? I thought that was the point.
Ok. Watching a crazy anime called “Sgt. Frog”. It’s like a crazy Japanese Invader Zim ripoff. With a narrator & Gaz Dibb ripoff characters
OH: I’ve got an idea for you! Real DollPhin!
RT @lukew: Dear Internet, quit fighting. It’s the holidays.
RT @tapbot_paul: Guys please stop complaining about the new Twitter app, they might revert back and I’m really enjoying the increase in …
Some days I must have a sign on me that says “Ask me for directions”. I must have a trustworthy and knowledgable demeanor. ;)
RT @seanbonner: I just told the almost 2 year old that dumping the Cheerios on the floor was a total dick move. #parentingskillsihasthem
Amazing shotgun robot flute http://t.co/P2pRGq0P
RT @jasonsegel: “@ClayDunston: Thank you @jasonsegel for one of the best movies I have ever seen, #TheMuppets.” thank you on behalf of …
RT @fart: if someone says they are spiritual but not religious that’s code for “i own crystals”
RT @AnonMedics: In a pretty serious violation of the fourth amendment, unconvicted arrestees at #OccupyLA are having their DNA sampled.
October 2011
18 posts
What good is someone’s “word” if they cannot demonstrate that they are trustworthy? Trust is earned, and when spent it must be re-earned.
RT @DalaiLama: Whether or not we follow any particular spiritual tradition, the benefits of love and kindness are obvious to anyone.
RT @flawedartist: Sage advice: Never make someone a priority if they only make you an option.
OH: Holographic leather daddy!?
Goodbye Detroit. Soon San Francisco, @NotQuiteJaded, @QarlyQ and I will be in you. Doin stuff!
Post ‘Sleep No More’ requires PIZZA! (@ Co. w/ 3 others) [pic]: http://t.co/BgK7nr1S
RT @TokyoDan: The best tweet I read this morning: “10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, & Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope …
I’ve modified my @sleepnomorenyc mask so I can wear it with my hat when I return to the McKitrick Hotel this Saturday. http://t.co/iXt9ik6I
RT @eldon: steve job’s stanford speech pissed a lot of attendees off at the time (i was there). he slammed the hoop-jumping they believe …
I guess my shirt choice today was appropriate. But then again most of my shirts are Apple related. :-/ http://t.co/QkGNsEdL
Well, Hawk in the repair shop, and new iPhone announcement before lunch. :D Can this day get better? #ihopeso
Today’s morning wakeup call was provided by fraudulent activity on my NewEgg account. Time to change ALL my passwords. #firstworldproblems
RT @codepo8: Dear office IT guy - http://jdy.go.ly good explanation on what forcing people to use IE7 means.
While the rest of you were out enjoying amazing music, & mind controlled sex toys, @NotQuiteJaded felted a carrot. #ftw http://t.co/UWl0Pl3J
Bear art score! http://t.co/sJLt7GSK http://t.co/GmR7osyz http://t.co/adM5uZfX http://t.co/8bkervWm
OH: Sooo, just like a black hole I’ll be caught on the ever horizon of your pants?
September 2011
2 posts
I just said: Are you advocating unsafe pumpkin sex? :-/
August 2011
9 posts
RT @colinaut: Wow! Photography junkies, history geeks, and anyone who loves Rosie the riveter. Check out this WWII color photo series ht …
I just now realized the ‘California Raisins’ were singing about two-timing Raisinettes. WTF!? http://t.co/Ta52yd4
RT @davepell: Rumor: Apple’s next tablet will be a fuckload better than the tablets made by the other jerkholes.
Finally getting to experience TurnTable. I figured out I could remove their permission data access to my FB account. Security setting FTW!
RT @bunnybuddhism: Sometimes one must hop without knowing exactly why.
RT @joshlewis: I never realized that secure apps on iOS have to work so hard to get on the App Store. http://t.co/J7KpGvr Export complia …
I’ve just created a new head using the Futurama Head-in-a-Jar Creator. Get the Free App on iTunes: http://t.co/GsELgBx http://t.co/JdsE0xy
Today only! - “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads” - http://t.co/3il50u3
RT @thomasfuchs: Protip: You can drag .html files from the Finder to Safari running inside the iOS Simulator. Great for testing.
July 2011
17 posts
I believe in nothing more than inspiring children with art! - D4RT - Zoetica Ebb’s Mobile Art Class by @zoetica - http://t.co/c8VEnUr
RT @denny: A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two people away from a threesome.
I love you Blade. http://t.co/yjRn0rE
RT @dutchashell: “@thesulk: I think church and state are secretly fucking.” #butJustAnal
RT @kimberdink: I guess I am finally on this goddamn thing
Dear @adium, it was nice while it lasted. But now iChat connects to all the services I need. :-/ So long and thanks for all the chats.
RT @torrez: My only fear in life illustrated with a warning sign. http://t.co/BS4Ae4l Realizing I am dying in a dumb way.
RT @1Marc: Build what you think should exist.